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The Hypnotist at the Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until......

Suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" cried the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

Claude was never invited back.

Why the image of the elephant & donkey in our logo banner? They represent our two major political parties, and if you notice, they both have their hands out.! They dress in red, white and blue but it's only to try and fool me and you!